| Unlimited income potential |
No pay unless you can sell stuff nobody
wants |
| Sale! All items $4.99 and up |
The average price is $14.99 |
| Earn up to $8.50 per hour |
minimum wage |
| Introductory APR 2.5% |
In 3 months the rate will be 45% |
| No annual fee |
They call it a "membership fee" now |
| Earn 2.5% interest on your
checking account |
A $2,000,000,000 minimum deposit
is required |
| Due to the high volume of calls, all
representatives are currently assisting other callers. Please wait
on the line and a representative will be with you
shortly. |
Due to the fact that we
pay slave wages to our employees, we can't find enough people to
work here. When we do, they quit after a few days. |
| shortly, momentarily |
About 30-45 minutes |
| Please select from the following 5
options: |
There's only 1 department in our company but
we want to seem big and impressive. |
| Please enter your 14 digit account number, followed
by the # sign. |
When you finally reach a representative, you will
be asked to provide your 14 digit account number (without the #
sign). |
| Would you hold, please? |
I need to smoke a cigarette and make some personal
phone calls. |
| I'd be happy to provide verification that you
satisfied your contract and are no longer under any obligation with
our company. |
You'll never see any verification because it is against company policy. The next time you call, another
person will promise verication you'll never see. |
| Peak calling times |
All the time |
| Visit our web site at www.crookedcorp.com for
answers to all of your questions. |
It costs us money when you call
us toll free. You won't find what you need on our web site, but at
least we got you off the phone. |
| Your call will be answered in the order it was received. |
YOU
are always the last caller. |
| I'll check with my supervisor. |
I'll put you on hold
and pretend that I'm speaking to my
supervisor. |
